ST MICHAEL FLY FISHERS

ou never know which fly is going to work, so you need to find out just what does work on the day.

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Q: What do you call a fish that won't shut up? A: A big-mouthed bass! Q: Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together? A:...

What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with an old pair of trainers, a hook, line and stinker! Why did Batman and Robin quit...

Q: Why is it so easy to weigh fish? A: Because they have their own scales! Q: Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant? ...

Last week I was on my way home after a day’s fishing when I stopped to refuel the boat. While I was topping up the tank, a...

Why is a fish easy to weigh?…Because it has its own scales I only fish on days that end in “Y” Why are fish so clever? Because they swim...

Q) What is an eel’s favorite dance? A)The conger Q) What do you call a fish without an eye? A) A fsh Q) Why didn’t the prawn share...

What did the fish say when he posted bail? "I'm off the hook!" Why don't fish like basketball? Cause they're afraid of the net. Which...

Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather...